it's saturday night,

and it feels so good to be doing absolutely nothing except watch iron chef in my christmas pyjamas.
i woke up this morning trying to figure out what day it was.
TOO. MUCH. ALCOHOL.


lately i've been having really large spurts of bad luck. this includes:
1.losing a twenty.
2.almost twisting my ankle walking on cobblestone in 6 inch heels. (BEWARE LADIES. IT'S AS PAINFUL AS CHILD BIRTH. IM GUESSING)
3.getting a misdemeanor.
4.making my bestfriend pee her pants.
5.attracting every single male pathological liar on planet earth!
siiiiiiiigh.

that's why i hangout with homo's for the most part. they don't bring the drama, they ARE the drama and it's fabulous! i'm so over playing games. none of this would even be a problem if jake gyllenhaul would just date me.

i'm starting a new business. it's called yumyums; a cupcake company! this city is the cupcake capital. soon it'll be an oddity for people to come here to experience new york's pizza or cheesecake, but instead frosted delightful whittle cupcakes! i'm gonna sell them in union square and people are gonna BUY EM. fingers crossed the cops don't catch on because i'm guessing selling food without a permit in short shorts is illegal.
this bitch does not need another fine.

my birthday is in three short weeks which is really putting the pressure on.
every year i stressss the importance of a perfect birthday outfit. i already found the shoes. now the dress.
i went to top shop today for inspiration/another reason to hate the fact that i'm broke.

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL IN THAT STORE?


usually kanye pisses me right off. but this jam is so good.

love santogold.


oh my sweet baby jesus. this is possible the most disgusting thing i have ever seen.
i dunno if this exists in canada, but here in the land of the deepfryer, KFC is selling a chicken sandwich sans a bun.
TWO CHICKEN SLABS with BACON and CHEESE and MAYOOONASTY.
on top of that recipe for cardiac arrest, somebody decided to put it in between a glazed donut.

see below.



why...








this is possibly the most bizarre thing i've ever seen. this dude was standing here for hours with this sign the other day.
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megan, if you're reading this, he learned his lesson aaaand his pride is officially shot to hell.