1. she so would've had my back at mcdonalds today when the dude wouldn't put my coffee in a soda cup and i got all confrontational on his $6.75 an hour ass. DO YOUR JOB AND MAKE YOUR CUSTOMER HAPPY.
2. she picked me up over the snow mountains.
3. she bought p-bombs for us.
4. she doesn't know it yet, but she will massage the knot in my right shoulder without hesitation.
teeheeeee.
IF THIS PICTURE DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANNA FIND OLD MAN WINTER AND PROCEED TO MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR DUMPING THIS WHITE SHIT ALL OVER OUR CITY..well then, you're doing much better than i am.
the beaches of santa monica! see there i am! on the ferris wheel! enjoying life and sun and probably heat stroke since i am a whittle gingerling!
I WANNA GOOOOO.
tomorrow night i'm going to some event. with scouts for agencies. luck, please be a lady tonight. because luck, if you aren't a lady, i will soon be a squeegeegirl. and luck, i have no clue what i'd do with all my shoes if i had to squeegee. and to be honest i'm not really that good of a squeegee-er. i always would ask the nice boys at the gas station to do my windows for me. so luck, if your listening, do us all a favor and be a FUCKING LADY.
i wish "roy" at wholefoods knew i existed. shawty was definetely a ten.
stace and i are gonna hit zee town! i wish i had a pitcher of sangria. siiiiiiiiiiigh.
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