another one bites the dust.

my wee apartment is so lonely now.
no kalosk.
too many beds.
no kitten to keep my company.
just me, myself and my room full of clothes.
the only upside is that i can sashay nakie around my apartment anytime i want.

i am a sad sack today.
i am a hurting unit today.
i am also extremely underslept to the point of hallucination, i think.
i am also in need of a companion, on the asap.

it's so hilarious how gross everyone looks today. bloodshot eyes, heads down, sweatpants galore.
HANGOVER CITY
st.patricks day was off the chain. gettin' shitty at 11 a.m
it was the definition of a shitshow.

I GOT A JAWWWWWWWB YESTERDAY.
working door atta club/promotional shit. jack to the pot!
it's shitty hours (meaning i'll see the sun come up) but it's money in the bank, and shorty i can draaaaank (for free i hope)

i also found out that i can live in my place until june 1st. then i will be a nomad. sleeping on couches at rando's houses. that's ok though. as long as i have a pillow and a place for my shoes. if anyone is reading this and wants to offer me a weekly spot on their couch, holler!

this weekend is going to be interesting. i'm thinking about going out after i'm done working tomorrow night. which will mean a 9 a.m treck home if i end up at pacha.
photoshoot saturday and a brooklyn bar crawwwwl saturday night.
my mommadukes might come sunday if i can convince her.
everytime i ask her to come visit me she'll make an excuse.
"my shoulder hurts"
"i have no comfortable shoes"
"dad can't make his own meals"
"someone might be interested in the house"
"i need to get a perm"
"i can't miss next week's desperate housewives"

finally i just told her if she doesn't want to come visit her babygirl in new york to stay FOR FREE and SHOP and ENJOY ONE ON ONE MOTHER/DAUGTHER BONDING DELIGHTFULNESS, then she can just stay home. i even offered to get her crocs so she could walk around(then i told her they'd have to be those ones that kinda look like flats and they'd have to be black. and i'd walk atleast 3 ft. ahead of her at all times)
babysteps.we're getting there.

can someone please come over?