i want a man,not a boy who thinks he can.

oh! there he isssssss. biting his finger, thinking about all things gingerlicious, hoping we'll one day procreate.


there are three-ish men that just melt my heart in this world.

jakey.
slug (see below)

and a weird obsession with oscar de la renta.

not inna, i'd like to be your much younger piece of arm candy kinda way but any man with an eye for couture is a big deal in my books. also, the wedding dress i'd really like is by him. i'm sure he'd spring to buy it for me. jusssstaaaaahsayyyin.


ATTN NEW YORKERS: is it really necessary to have full blown disputes on the train?
i knooow your probably tired from working hard to pay ridiculous amounts of rent, and from never having any personal space ANYWHERE you go but today some lady just went right off the fucking boat.
"COULD YOU WATCH MY FUCKING STOMACH"

older lady " oh! i'm sorry it's just packed in here."

bitch: "MHMMMMMMMM!"

O.L:" i said i was sorry"

bitch:"I KNOW YOU SAYS YOU WUZ SORRY AND I'M SAYING WATCH MY MOTHER FUCKING STOMACH WHEN YOUR GETTING ON THE TRAIN"

O.L"excuse me ma'am but i said i was sorry."

"MHMMMMMMMMMM!"

i am trying so hard not to lol cause i probably would've gotten punched right in the kisser. and if you've been keeping up with my recent postings, you'd know my body has been through the ringer this week.


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACCOMPANY ME TO THIS JOINT (and pay..)

teehee.

it's all vegan! and with a name like blossom how could it possibly not be delightful!?
it's in chelsea and i'm guessing it's about a $$$ in the price range. and probably about a five-star on the veganlightful scale.
everyone thinks nassst the second i say vegan. i say, bring on the non-gelatious foods!
WHO NEEDS ANIMALS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!

so whoever wants to take me on a date, that'd be nice. please e-mail me if interested. serious inquiries only.

a large and extremely saddening event happened today.
beffs is heading back south to the land of sunshine and flip flawps.

i would say more about this but i am so le sad. and le miserable.

all i know is that this weekend, we shant sleep! we will paint the town kalosk!
PUT THOSE PARTY PANTS ON.

in other recent news, i now may spend my summer in miami, trick. no big, no big.
but i'll save that rant for a later date.



i miss my dadddddddddddddd man. like stupid amounts. it's true when they say that you never really know what you have until you move to new york city. (i maaaaay have edited that)

but honestly, he'll call me and answer "toddler? is that you?"
"hi dad"

"whats wrong, are you ok?"

"no dad. i just got stabbed in the back after having my identity stolen. oh and this morning my apartment burned down.
YES, i'm just fiiiine. why do you always ask me that?"


he thinks i'm four and it'll never change. it's impossible for me to bring any dude over because he's literally demolish any sort of normal-ness i have.
for instance, one time he PLUCKED A DUCK IN MY BACKYARD. TO COOK. A DUCK.

my mother is a saint.

he's the kinda person that'll always have my back though. whatever i decide to do in life he'll support. not to mentin not alot of parents would let their kid leave university, move to nyc and do their own thing. while paying. GOD LOVE EM.