SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON FOLKS. LIFES JUST BEEN HANDING ME WILD CARDS ON LE DOOOOBLUH.
well! my dreams of being a forearm model have just gone to the shitter. i burnt myself the other day on the oven door and made a huge broadway musical-type deal out of it. i whined and cried a bit and proceeded to put 17 bandaids on it that i ripped off 2 minutes later after i was told that was the absolute worst possible thing to do for a burn and when pulling them allowed my skin to come along for the ride....owwwwwwwwwuh.
run on sentence much?
annnnywhoozen, it looked so bad the night i did it and alls thats left is a dinky little smiley-face like mark. it's really nothing too showy, which blows cause i atleast thought i'd have some dope scar to show for my pain and sufffffrage.
i always thought my forearms were a great feature of mine too.
sigh.
last night corinne and i stayed on the island for the night. never EVER in my life will i puke in my mouth more times than i did that night. so many guidos. so many poorly done speed lines, so many ed hardy shirts douced in cheap calogne, so so so many wannabe gotti hotti's.
i have news for you. you'll never be carmine, frankie or john. you just won't
i got such a bad headache that we had to sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes. that, and we were in hiding mode from some tater tot of a guid that kept attaching himself to corinne's leg everywhere we'd go. he literally humped her leg. jack rabbit style. it was painful to watch.
THEN! AFTER WE LEFT THE GOD AWFULLLLL CLUB, i, julia eve claire, got sweet little rin rin high as a mother fucking kite. it was so cute too. i taught her how to inhale and really just downright get the most outta that sticky icky. i know recreational drug use is nothing to brag about and trust me, i'm so stoner, but if you know corinne and how many times she's turned down the wacky toback you'd pat me on the back too.
then we ate a bag of chocolate and called it a night at 5: 30 am!
my body STILL wakes me up before ten. there's something wrong with me! it doesn't matter if i catnap, i can't stay asleep for longer than a few hours. it's really becoming a problem because the circles around my eyes don't do anything for me. it sucks too cause i get tired mid-day and pound like 8 large coffee's to stay awake. that much caffeine really can't be good for anyone.
today was spring-like! fifty something degrees and absolutely gorgeous! i didn't wanna come inside. i lolly-gagged all the way home just to stay out longer. mr. weather man says it's gonna stay like this for the next few days. boooooooya!
tonight i'm gonna see alice in wonderland. expect a full commentary after the feature presentation. i'm so stoked. only johnny depp could look like a smokeshow in that get-up. pumpeeeeeed to the MAX.
escape route and i'm out.
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